Last week I cancelled Christmas, but it's back on. No, really. I thought it was over, but it's not.
Why? Well I have discovered the gift for the woman who has everything. I no longer want the Droid (ok, I do, but not as much). I can pass on diamonds and pearls. I'm all set with candies and sugarplums. Nope. There's only one thing I want. Start the collection. I give you the ideal gift, the solution to all your fitness problems, the perfect way to firm your abs and spread holiday cheer over the drifts of snow en route to Gramma's house. Keep your Harry Winston trinkets, kids, I'm getting in line for...
THE HAWAII CHAIR!
Seen Below As Demonstrated by Ellen DeGeneres
I wonder if it comes in pink?