Thursday, January 01, 2009

survey says

60 Questions People Dont Ask Survey from

When's the last time you ran? - today--trying to get Wiley the Puppy outside before he piddled
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - one pair is lightly distressed
What are you dreading right now? - work and end of year reports
Do you celebrate 420? - No
Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? - not since I met Wiley the Puppy
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - Make sure there were no "presents" from Wiley on the floor and invite them in
Who last grabbed your butt? - That guy I'm sleeping with (aka Mr. Gwen Hayes)
Have you ever been on your school's track team? -
Do you own a pair of Converse? - nope
Did you copy and paste this survey? - nope
Do you eat raw cookie dough? - only in ice cream
Have you ever kicked a vending machine? - no
Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over? - YES. But I hate it worse when they play bad songs over and over
Do you watch Trading Spaces? - not for many years
How do you eat oreos? - by the fistful
Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone? - back in the day
Are you cocky? - do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Could you live without a computer? - no, please no
Do you wear your shoes in the house? - not usually
Who or what sleeps with you? - One man, one dog, one poop machine
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? - Santa is real.
How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house? - Right now there are 8 teenagers in my basement. Guess.
What do you do when you're sad? - watch an even sadder movie
Who would you call first if you won the lottery? - that guy I'm sleeping with
Last time you saw your best friend? - august
Are you in high school? - no thank goodness
What jewelry are you wearing? - wedding ring
Is anyone on your bad side now? - *eyeing puppy* not at this very moment
What's the first thing you do when you get online? - check my email
Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? - not even once, but I love
do most people spell your name? - y-o-u-r-n-a-m-e
Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? - sure, but I'm not allowed to have a boyfriend
Where do you work? - the threshold to hell
What are you doing tomorrow? - visiting the threshhold
Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? - I would let JT be in the same room with my children, so no
Favorite name for a girl? - Hayley
Favorite name for a boy? - Harrison
Will you keep your last name when you get married? - no
When was the last time you left your house? - yesterday
Do you return your cart? - I always put it in the cart return
Do you have a dishwasher? - I have four teenagers, so I have four
What noise do you hear? - strains of Guitar Hero from the basement
Would you survive in prison? - I would probably run the prison within a week, less if I got incarcerated with Kristen
Who is the youngest in your family? - Wiley
If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likey overpack? - yes
Do you know anyone with the same name as you? - full name? no
What's the last thing you purchased? - blockbuster movies
Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you? - I have none
What brand are your pants right now? - I'm fairly certain they are walmart sweats
Ever been to Georgia (the state)? - no, but someday
What irritates you most on the internet? - It is starting to be annoying surveys
What brand is your digital camera? - Kodak
Do you watch movies with your parents? - sadly, my grandparents are all non-corporeal now
What song best describes your life right now? - Is there a song about boring people wearing walmmart sweats?
Do you own expensive perfume/cologne? - not really..unless Estee Lauder is considered spendy
Are you taking college classes right now? - not this year
Do you like sushi? - I have never had sushi, thanks anyway
Do you get your hair cut every month? - seriously?
Do you go online everyday? - no also I am a compulsive liar
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  1. You're right that you and I would totally rule the prison. Now we just need cool prison names. How about K-Love and G-Dog?

  2. Can I be Spike? Or Slasher Spice?


  3. HAH--dude, these are great answers... :D

  4. I just totally stole this and posted my own answers at my blog. Sorry. LOL