Friday, April 01, 2011

Big News!

My cat Scooter is running for President! Yes, I know it might be a little early to announce, but clearly he's going to need all the support he can get.

Fortunately, he's got the feline vote locked up thanks to a resounding endorsement by my other cat, Sam, who posed for this campaign poster.
Scooter's campaign promises include:

* Naps in the sun for everyone
* Free Fish Fridays
* Less reliance on foreign catnip
* Unrestricted trade on fuzzy mice
* Mandatory scratching posts in every workplace

Campaign contributions can be made here.

7 comments:

  1. Tax breaks for cat owners?

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  2. ROFL, I'd vote for him.

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  3. Ha! You had me there!
    But I'd still vote for him. :-)

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  4. He's got my vote if... I get a tax break for own a Kitty!

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  5. I already live in a house run by a cat. I'm afraid I don't want to live in a country run by one. *shivers*

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  6. Amanda Brice7:00 PM

    Sure, why not? I'll vote for him.

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