My cat Scooter is running for President! Yes, I know it might be a little early to announce, but clearly he's going to need all the support he can get.
Fortunately, he's got the feline vote locked up thanks to a resounding endorsement by my other cat, Sam, who posed for this campaign poster.
Scooter's campaign promises include:
* Naps in the sun for everyone
* Free Fish Fridays
* Less reliance on foreign catnip
* Unrestricted trade on fuzzy mice
* Mandatory scratching posts in every workplace
Campaign contributions can be made here.