I found this website that has really funny facebook status ideas. Here are a few of my favs:
--In this world, there are 3 kinds of people: people who can count, and people who can't count.
--is proofreading to make sure she hasn’t any words out.
--1 of my nipples is a different color than the other 2--is that normal?
--I hate being bipolar...it's awesome!!!
--For the past hour, I've done some heavy duty reflecting, dreaming, planning, laughing, crying and thinking. Then it hit me: I have GOT to get out of this shower and get ready for work.
--Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes.
--once your pants catch on fire, the fact that you just lied will become less important.
--sometimes i just don't have enough middle fingers to let people know how i feel....
--The great thing about Facebook is that you can quote someone and totally make up the source. (Ghandi 1937)
--When i'm sad I cut myself...another slice of cheesecake
So, if you're on twitter or facebook or another social networking site, where do you get your ideas for status updates?