when tasering should be allowed

Here is my list of infractions that should allow for automatic tasering:

• If you don't return your cart to the cart corral
• Express checkout with more than the maximum
• Self-checkout with a full basket
• Separate checks at a drive through window
• Allowing your dog to poop in my yard then not cleaning it up
• Using cell phone in movie theater (especially talking on the phone. Texting is slightly annoying but I can live with it. Talking? minimum 3 zaps)
• Putting the roll of toilet paper on the wrong way (under not over!!!!)
• Anyone between the ages of 14-18
• Husbands
• Perfect people at the gym
  
• Actually, all perfect people
• Bill collectors
• Door to door salesmen (doesn't matter what you're selling, vacuums, bibles, flo-bees: 2 zaps!)
• Stupid people (yes, this is subjective, but seriously, if I think you're stupid, you're stupid and deserve a zap)
• Abusive people (animals, people, cars, whatever. Zap, Zap, Zap)
• Mean people (not the same as abusive. All abusive people are mean, all mean people aren't abusive. Zap!)
• Clowns
  

Who or what would you add to the list?