Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Open.
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
If it's good stuff.
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
What constitutes tucked?
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Nope, but you know those blinking construction thingys? Uh huh.
Do you like to use post-it notes?
Post-it's keep me organized.
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
No, I tend to use them.
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
I've already been attacked by a swarm of bees, so do I get a pass?
Do you have freckles?
Yes. Meh.
Do you always smile for pictures?
I try.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
False eyelashes used in mascara ads. Hate. That.
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Nope.
Have you ever peed in the woods?
Dude, what a question! Yes.
What about pooped in the woods?
Seriously?
Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
Probably.
Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Nope.
How many people have you slept with this week?
Like in bed? One human plus three cats.
What size is your bed?
King
What is your Song of the week?
Wait. Were we supposed to have a song of the week?
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Totally
Do you still watch cartoons?
Sometimes.
Whats your least favorite movie?
Titanic. I hate movies I know the ending to before I watch them.
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
If I had hidden treasure, it would already be hidden.
What do you drink with dinner?
Water
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
The trash can. Then you leave it there.
What is your favorite food?
Really? You expect me to pick one? Hah.
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
MIB, Better Off Dead, My Blue Heaven, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Hotrod.
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Nope
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Nope
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Do post-its count?
Can you change the oil on a car?
No and I don't want to.
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Not in a long time.
Ran out of gas?
No, but my husband on the other hand...
Favorite kind of sandwich?
Italian cold cut sub
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Ham and cheese omelet.
What is your usual bedtime?
10-11 pm
Are you lazy?
Yes. So what. I still get crap done.
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
We weren't allowed to go trick or treating.
What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Wonton Soup
How many languages can you speak?
Just English, although I know smidgens of French, Italian and German. I could once sign fluently.
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Yes.
Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Dude. Legos.
Are you stubborn?
Have you met me?
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Ferguson
Ever watch soap operas?
Not since HS.
Afraid of heights?
A little, but it's no big.
Sing in the car?
Loudly.
Dance in the shower?
And hurt myself? No.
Dance in the car?
If Hotrod is driving
Ever used a gun?
Yep
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
For my author headshots
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yes, but I like them anyway.
Is Christmas stressful?
Yes, but I still love it.
Ever eat a pierogi?
Mmm...fried in butter with onions....
Favorite type of fruit pie?
Chocolate.
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Scientist
Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Yes.
Take a vitamin daily?
Yep. Although daily might be stretching it.
Wear slippers?
Right now as a matter of fact.
Wear a bath robe?
See above answer
What do you wear to bed?
Tshirt and sometimes yoga pants if I'm chilly
First concert?
See answer below.
Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target, natch.
Nike or Adidas?
Hmm. I'm not really a sneaker girl...
Cheetos Or Fritos?
Baked Cheetos and Chili Cheese Fritos
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Both. Salted.
Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
No.
Ever take dance lessons?
Nope.
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Masseuse
Can you curl your tongue?
Yes, two different ways.
Ever won a spelling bee?
Nope
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes.
Own any record albums?
Yes.
Own a record player?
Nope
Regularly burn incense?
Nope
Ever been in love?
Am now!
Who would you like to see in concert?
Tina Turner, Annie Lennox, Daughtry.
What was the last concert you saw?
I've really never been to a concert. Unless you count the Beach Boys with my dad in HS.
Hot tea or cold tea?
Both
Tea or coffee?
Both. Either cold or hot.
Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Sugar.
Can you swim well?
Yes.
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes. What a strange question.
Are you patient?
No. Are these questions over yet?
DJ or band, at a wedding?
DJ
Ever won a contest?
Yes!
Ever have plastic surgery?
Not yet. Hah!
Which are better black or green olives?
All of the above.
Can you knit or crochet?
Knit. Only scarves.
Best room for a fireplace?
Bedroom.
Do you want to get married?
Again? Not so much. I'm good with this one.
If married, how long have you been married?
Seven years. Although some days I think it's eight.
Who was your HS crush?
David Sampson. David, if you're reading this, you missed out.
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Why, would that work?
Do you have kids?
Nope.
Do you want kids?
Nope.
What's your favorite color?
Leopard print
Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes. Family. I wish they lived closer.
Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
Never heard of it, so no.
