calling in sick

There once was a girl named Mel

And today she doesn't feel so swell

It was her turn to blog

and to avoid being flogged

She posted quickly then bailed.

Sorry gang. Will try to be better next time.

Christmas Lolcats

Over at my blog, I'm doing a few days of Christmas Lolcats. They totally crack me up! Here's today's:

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

dirty little secret time

From time to time, on my personal blog, I'll admit to a dirty little secret. Like the the time I admitted to lusting after Steve from Blue's Clues. Or when I confessed that I pretended Flo Rida's song LOW was written about me.

But now it's time for me to admit a dirty little secret here at Fictionistas. I have to warn you, it isn't pretty. I'm not proud of it, but after this weekend, I have to get it off my chest. Some of you will be shocked beyond belief. I hope your opinion of me doesn't change after this confession, but trust me when I say, I'll understand if you don't invite me to your house.

You ready?

You sure?


If I visit your house, and you have your toilet paper rolling 'over', I change it to under.

It's true.. I change the direction of the toilet paper. Everywhere I go. (Birdrunner...this means you, too. I'm so sorry!)

I can not stand it when the tp rolls over. It's just NOT RIGHT. I am aware that I'm in the minority here. But I don't care. TP should roll against the wall. Period. The End.

So everywhere I go, if the TP is facing outward, I switch it around. And now I'm admitting it for all the world to see.

Do you have a dirty little secret you'd like to confess? Please share! I promise to keep it just between us and the internetz.