My cat Scooter is running for President! Yes, I know it might be a little early to announce, but clearly he's going to need all the support he can get.Fortunately, he's got the feline vote locked up thanks to a resounding endorsement by my other cat, Sam, who posed for this campaign poster.
Scooter's campaign promises include:
* Naps in the sun for everyone
* Free Fish Fridays
* Less reliance on foreign catnip
* Unrestricted trade on fuzzy mice
* Mandatory scratching posts in every workplace
Campaign contributions can be made here.
Tax breaks for cat owners?
ReplyDeleteROFL, I'd vote for him.
ReplyDeleteHa! You had me there!
ReplyDeleteBut I'd still vote for him. :-)
He's got my vote!
ReplyDeleteHe's got my vote if... I get a tax break for own a Kitty!
ReplyDeleteI already live in a house run by a cat. I'm afraid I don't want to live in a country run by one. *shivers*
ReplyDeleteSure, why not? I'll vote for him.
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