How would you like to win a $10 Amazon gift card just for being especially witty?
I'm looking for ten unique/hilarious fortunes to put in my promo fortune cookies. I will pick my ten favorite from all the entries and from those ten, one name will be drawn for a gift card.
Enter in the comments, as many fortunes as you like. Messages must be 70 characters or less (including spaces). Deadline July 5, 2010 Noon Pacific Time. I will combine the entries here and from my blog to choose winner.
May the fortune be with you....
(this has been cross posted from my personal blog)
Today is a good day to dye.
ReplyDeleteA cross-eyed man is doubly blessed, for he shall see paradise twice.
ReplyDeleteHe who throws dirt is losing ground.
ReplyDelete"I have nothing for you. I'm just a cookie."
ReplyDelete"You ate through a Chinese meal you didn't want for this. Sucker."
"Love means honesty. Unless its a really jucy secret. In which case:lie, baby, lie."
I'm all that I'm crackered up to be.
ReplyDeleteArrg! I wouldn't even choose this one.