Let's do a post collecting favorite quotes today. Here are a few of mine:
--"A positive attitude won't solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright--Reader's Digest
--"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx
--"If only God would give me some clear sign. Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank." Woody Allen
--"War does not determine who is right - only who is left." Bertrand Russell
--"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Brooke Shields
--"If it weren't for the killings, Washington would have one of the lowest crime rates in the country." Marion Berry
--"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." Marty Feldman
So, share your fav quotes! I love collecting them. :D